The middle child of the three younger Microsofts. He tries his best to be a loyal member of Code LTIB despite suffering from middle child syndrome. To help relieve himself of some of the stress, he decides to marry Elizabeth Dark for a short amount of time so he can call himself a father to Dark Hammer Bro.
His black outfit and name can get him mistaken for being a storage buyer (Just ask Dave Hester).
David being the father of Dark Hammer Bro was somewhat inspired by the "Dark Hammer Bro Gets Grounded" series, where Dark Hammer Bro's father was named Dave.