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Dirt Secretii (Full Name: Dirt Terroso Secretii) is one of the fifteen normal Secretiis.


BioEdit

She was born in India as "Dirt Terroso". As a child, Dirt faced a lot of bullying because of her name. Eventually, she had enough and fled to Delfino Plaza once she was old enough to create a secret level. At Bianco Hills, Dirt spent some time trying to come up with ideas. Meanwhile, Lily Secretii had just finished construction of her Lily Pad Ride. The water from Lily's level spilled onto the lake located in Bianco Hills, polluting it. Dirt sees the dirty lake and comes up with a plan for her secret level. Not long after construction on Dirt's level was finished, Dirt met Hillary for the first time; it was love at first sight. The two Secretiis eventually got married, but they couldn't have a child until nobody saw the relationship as incest. After the incest drama was over, they had a child. Dirt momentarily left for the Hunger Butts (and sustained scars as a result), but that was about it. Things were normal until Aero's middle school years, when Dirt got divorced from Hillary and marries Caladbolg. Caladbolg eventually managed to remove Dirt's scars via "deus sex machina". One year after Dirt first competed in the Hunger Butts, she decided to compete again and bring Hillary along for the ride. So far, she has killed five people, but some drama involving her relationship with Hillary has stemmed from those five kills.

LikesEdit

DislikesEdit

  • People who say "no offense"
  • Insults
  • The person who called her "terrible"
  • Tottie Babs
  • Strangers (she learned to never trust them)
  • Dragonlord
  • Spring

WeaknessesEdit

Dirt gets offended rather easily. When offense does trigger, the reaction level itself is excessive. Even though Dirt tries her best to be a loyal companion to Hillary, she can occasionally get domineering and try to do things her way and never allow Hillary to step in and try to help.

FormsEdit

Ever since Caladbolg stepped into the picture, some forms of Dirt were developed. Here is each form's features:

  • Dirt Prime: This is the version of Dirt before she got scars from the Hunger Butts. Rumors have stated that the scars caused Dirt's personality to change, and thus a new form emerged.
  • Punished Dirt: Dirt sustained scars after she took her own life during the Hunger Butts. This form is Caladbolg's preferred form.

RelationshipsEdit

Hillary is Dirt's younger sister. However, since Hillary never had a life outside of Bianco Hills and Dirt was born in the real world away from Delfino Plaza, it was love at first sight once Hillary met Dirt. They eventually got married and had a child (see Aero Secretii's page for more details). However, once Caladbolg got involved and started an affair with Dirt (to the point of marrying her), Hillary found herself divorced. As such, Dirt wanted to prove her worth to Hillary by dragging her into the third season of the Hunger Butts. However, Dirt's five kills caused a rift between the Secretii sisters. So far, neither sister has died.

Caladbolg loved Dirt so much while she was in the Hunger Butts, to the point of screaming unfair once Dirt took her own life. Dirt's name was called the best one. Dirt was the top pick of the year. Caladbolg even corrupted Dirt to the point that she killed the three other characters involved in a suicide pact before taking her own life. Dirt did consider leaving herself out of the cast of the third season of the Hunger Butts because of her sustained scars, but Caladbolg revealed that two characters must be signed up, resolving Dirt's problem. As time went on and Caladbolg started to leave comments on BT Productions's deviations regularly, his fascination with Dirt turned into an attraction. One day, Caladbolg confessed his love for Dirt, causing her to be involved in a love triangle since she was married to Hillary at the time. If that wasn't damning enough, Caladbolg declared entry into the Ball of Light Hot Potato game before proceeding to get Dirt involved in a night of heavy lovemaking. Eventually, Caladbolg's comments proved too much, and Dirt got divorced from Hillary so she could marry Caladbolg. Caladbolg used "deus sex machina" and some other stuff (don't ask) to get rid of Dirt's scars.

Dirt severely dislikes Dragonlord after he ruined her first return to the Human Sunshine Project.

Lily's secret level was what inspired Dirt to use a dirty lake to provide a challenge for those who want to enter her secret level.

Trivia Edit

She once left the Human Sunshine Project from November 30, 2016 to January 15, 2017 because she was called "terrible". This confirms that she has a terrible intolerance to being insulted.

Dirt's return only lasted for sixteen days. She had to leave once again once someone insulted how her hair works. Dirt did return again, this time on March 19, 2017.

Despite the fact that Dirt is older than Lily Secretii, Lily created her secret course before Dirt did.

Along with Shelli Secretii, her level could be found in beta images of Super Mario Sunshine.

Her pre-tantrum lines reveal that her middle name is "Terroso".

Dirt is the first character to have permanent scars in her design at one point.

ImagesEdit

Concept Art Edit

Dirt Secretii (Concept)