A character who severely dislikes being called an a-wipe, and will call the character who called him that a son of a gun or a son-of-a-bitch. Mistaken as Sam's brother, although the sibling deal is completely false. Along with Anna, Mary, and Sam, Mike is one of the four older Microsofts.
- Mary Canary
- Sam Jay
- Being called an a-wipe
Important Relationships Edit
Mary Canary is Mike's lover. They are loyal to each other no matter what goes on.
Sam Jay is Mike's best buddy. They occasionally get into fights every now and then, but these fights get resolved before they go too far.