If you call me old one more time... I will send you to the Pachinko Machine...

– Pachinko Secretii to Turbo Secretii, Turbo For Hire 5: McDonald's

Pachinko Secretii (Full Name: Pachinko Akedogemuski Secretii) is one of the five Super Secretiis.


Despite being a sister to Fortune Secretii, Pachinko does not as easily feel happy. In fact, her first instinct after being called old is to threaten to send the offender to her secret level. Pachinko's secret level is infamous for being tough to beat, along with Chuck and Lily.

Important RelationshipsEdit

During Survivor Revisited: The Aftermath, Turbo Secretii was afraid to come near Pachinko because out of all the Super Secretiis, Pachinko never made it to the jury, while the other four did. Luckily, they made up and learn the true meaning of friendship.

Pachinko once allied with Dragonlord. That ended when Pachinko notified him by phone that the deals are off.

Role in Survivor Revisited: The AftermathEdit

Before Dragonlord got involved as the villainous antagonist of the story, Pachinko was a misunderstood villain. Out of all the Super Secretiis, Pachinko was the only one who never made the jury during Survivor Revisited. Even after Turbo apologized to Pachinko during Act 1, Pachinko still decided to ally with Dragonlord and become villainous for real. It wasn't until Act 6 for Pachinko to make her heel-face turn.

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Trivia Edit

At 64 years old, Pachinko is the oldest out of everyone in the Human Sunshine Project.

Pachinko came up with a theory that states "HSP Hair Starts to Whiten at Age 60". Time will tell if this is true, however.

According to "Word of God", Pachinko's full name is Pachinko Akedogemuski Secretii. Word of God also stated that Pachinko was born in Japan, before moving to Delfino Plaza.